On behalf of my nation, I should like to thank you, the citizens of the United States of America, for NOT buying any copies of the latest album by the swine Robbie Williams -the deluded, egomanical charlatan who is trying so desperately to 'crack America' and stands to lose and cost EMI (WHO? -thank you mr. lydon) £80 million. Clearly it is not an unlimited supply...

So, whilst this pathetic George Formby of Pop character continues to cavort on your shores, hanging out with anyone he can to gain credibility, PLEASE continue to ignore his bleating postmodern ass.

Thank you!
james reich, england.