sometimes the moderator seems arbitrarily to decide to stop a hypothetical event before it starts, even if it's not such a big deal thing, because of the mood she's in and maybe just doesn't feel like watching something escalate like it can, when she's kicked her big toenail off night before last on a table leg (AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!) while having beer and ribs with insane cowboys festus and chris (really), who tried to take away her vicoden, which she needed for the pain, and figuring the guys are not paying her to sit on her ass and just ignore the things they trust her to take responsibility about and moderate...

Well, not paying, per se, but giving me some cool free shit and saying nice things to me. They're not doing that just so I can sit on my ass when I promised to do my damndest to be like roy. I hope roy doesn't have facial hair, because that ain't happenin.