Our lovebirds are udderly serious, aren't they?

Apparently the effects of mad cow disease have greater consequences than we expected. Seriously, the use of the epitath, seriously is one of the least effective points of emphasis to survive the holocaust that obliterated most of what passed for irony, and yet those damn limeys hold on to their fey ways with
all the sincerity of a nostalgic Morrisey waxing rhapsodically about a bunch of drug addicts disguised
as transvestites.

What the hell, what the fuck?
WHen we get homesick we don't lapse into metaphorical
inquiries about the latest gossip about gay governors

Screw Rick Perry
America's gay governor lives in New Jersey.