Jack better not point that thing at me. I have nothing to say about his guitar playing, but I do think Noel (or was it his brother) Gallagher's great cultural contribution was his 'zorro on doughnuts' Jack put-down, which outshines the rest of his (Gallagher's) output by a country mile.

I'm reliably informed the Only Ones were really good at ATP so I'll try to make one of the gigs. Never thought they'd manage it judging by Perrett's appearance last year at a show with his kids(not a bad gig, but 'AGGHHH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, GET PROFESSIONAL HELP MAN, NOW, NOW, NOW' was my first reaction I'm afraid), but if he's pulling it together fair play to him...